What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:02

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do women have sex with dogs?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why am I more attracted to black men?
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What do you like about McDonald's?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever